baku:

game developer: this game is multiplayer ONLY, we want you to play this game ONLY WITH YOUR FRIENDS

me, no friends mcFuck: great

unofficialofficialtoadette:

isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

tenkenryu:

“At that time, people teased me about zippers and belts and whatnot and I’m the type of person if somebody eggs me on I’m gonna do it more!”

So we finally have an explanation for this nonsense:

And that explanation?  One word:

autisticdougramsey:

i saw goody proctor cracking open a cold one with the devil

crimewave420:

me: today i will play video game

*turns on video game*

me: